 34 Search Results for the author "M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB" |
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Asian hotties - read their personal ads
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Anal Bombardment
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Added: 4/13/2005
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Noun
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the act of inserting, removing, and reinserting supersized anal beads until the ...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,448 views |
3.68 =
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Anal Minister
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Added: 5/31/2005
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Noun
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1) anyone who proclaims, "I bless this asshole!", before proceeding to ram it fu...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,655 views |
3.03 =
(30 votes)
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Anal Spider, The
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Added: 3/11/2005
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The insertion of both thumbs into a woman's anus, followed by vigorous wiggling ...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
34,040 views |
3.19 =
(37 votes)
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Basting the Turkey
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Added: 4/11/2005
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when you shoot all over a girl's asscheeks and rub the cum in to a nice glisteni...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,637 views |
3.14 =
(28 votes)
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Beating the Wife
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Added: 4/11/2005
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jerking off.
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,773 views |
1.30 =
(30 votes)
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bubble spunk
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Added: 4/4/2005
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Noun
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when you jerk off, and all you get are bubbles...can also be used to describe a ...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,072 views |
1.00 =
(1 vote)
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Caramel Sundae
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Added: 4/27/2005
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Noun
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occurs when you're fucking your girlfriend who has a case of diarrhea, in the as...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,135 views |
1.33 =
(18 votes)
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cockslop
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Added: 4/11/2005
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Noun
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cum
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,926 views |
3.33 =
(9 votes)
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Corpse Reviver
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Added: 3/27/2005
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Noun
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(Requires a minimum of two helpers/accomplices)when you take a stone-cold, dead ...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,299 views |
1.55 =
(11 votes)
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Detroit Car Wash
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Added: 5/31/2005
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Noun
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That's when you go to an automated car wash at a gas station and convince your g...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
34,632 views |
1.86 =
(7 votes)
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Eel Meal
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Added: 4/11/2005
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Noun
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a deepthroat blowjob
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
36,583 views |
3.48 =
(157 votes)
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Elbow Clapper
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Added: 4/11/2005
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Noun
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when you're fucking doggystyle and you pull her arms back and touch her elbows t...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,670 views |
1.28 =
(32 votes)
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Fabled Crimson Pearl, The
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Added: 4/13/2005
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Noun
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a virgin's erect clit smeared with her own fresh blood; what every red blooded m...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
36,291 views |
2.62 =
(13 votes)
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Fiery Fist of Fury
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Added: 4/11/2005
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Noun
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the act of dipping your hand into tobasco sauce and proceeding to fist fuck your...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,196 views |
2.80 =
(10 votes)
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funky urchin
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Added: 4/13/2005
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Noun
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a chick w/ more piercings on her vagina than the local accupuncturist's office.
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,365 views |
1.67 =
(9 votes)
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Giraffe Tickler
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Added: 4/11/2005
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Noun
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deep tongue thrusting of either the vagina or anus.
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,327 views |
1.40 =
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Green Gator
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Added: 4/13/2005
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Noun
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(derived from greenhorn + alligator) an inexperienced cocksucker that frequently...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
34,832 views |
3.10 =
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Take one of our sex polls
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Herculean Feat, The
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Added: 5/3/2005
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Noun
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when you fist fuck two girls and then attempt to pose in classic muscleman style...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,101 views |
3.00 =
(3 votes)
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Joyless Joyride
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Added: 4/27/2005
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Noun
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the act of hitting a speed bump or a pothole while you're getting some road head...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,100 views |
1.67 =
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Kernel of Sodom
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Added: 4/13/2005
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Noun
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when you're anal fucking passionately with long, deep, fast strokes and a kernel...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,938 views |
2.00 =
(9 votes)
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Lion of Babylon
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Added: 4/13/2005
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Noun
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the actions of a woman who gets so aroused during love-making that she rakes you...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,230 views |
3.84 =
(19 votes)
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Muddy Kansas Earmuff Surprise
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Added: 4/11/2005
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Noun
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when you fill some poor unfortunate deep-sleeping soul's ear canals with shit.
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,128 views |
1.00 =
(2 votes)
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New Year's Enema
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Added: 4/13/2005
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Noun
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the act of anal fucking your wasted partner on New Year's Eve with a freshly ope...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,118 views |
3.30 =
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oral shark
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Added: 4/13/2005
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Noun
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a cocksucker, male or female, who has a tendency to bite while giving a blowjob;...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,808 views |
1.38 =
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Quail Party
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Added: 5/31/2005
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Noun
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a party which is crawling with tiny, cute, and easily impressionable(and therefo...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
36,069 views |
2.71 =
(14 votes)
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Rectal Yoga
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Added: 5/12/2005
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Noun
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1. what ends up happening when you're constipated and have tremendous abdominal ...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,088 views |
1.24 =
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Russian Sledgehammer, The
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Added: 3/27/2005
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When you ram your fist up your girlfriend's ass and then proceed to slam your el...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,081 views |
3.62 =
(13 votes)
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seat meat
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Added: 4/13/2005
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a really, really, REALLY nice ass.
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,444 views |
1.31 =
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Spackle Monkey
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Added: 4/13/2005
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a guy who does nothing EXCEPT jerk off.
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,197 views |
1.00 =
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Trojan Terrorist
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Added: 4/13/2005
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a girl with a pussy SO UGLY and PLAIN FOUL that your condom crawls down your pee...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,488 views |
2.71 =
(14 votes)
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Vegas Jackpot
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Added: 4/27/2005
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Noun
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(to be performed ONLY at hotels) when you blindfold a hooker, fuck her standing ...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, mKB |
33,105 views |
4.00 =
(1 vote)
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Viking Miracle
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Added: 5/31/2005
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Noun
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when you successfully assfuck a broad while in a canoe and stand up to blow your...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
33,743 views |
2.20 =
(5 votes)
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White Couch Incident, The
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Added: 3/31/2005
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Noun
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(based on a true story)The act of banging your girlfriend in the ass on her pare...
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
35,694 views |
2.36 =
(11 votes)
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Zooper Trooper
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Added: 5/31/2005
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someone that's caught in the act of bestiality.
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| Submitted by: M. Kaptain Bluejaye, MKB |
35,500 views |
3.08 =
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